Stacy wants to know....

ARE YOU A CRAFT WHORE?

You wake up with glitter on your face but you haven't crafted in weeks.
Check.

You can point out AT LEAST three glue gun burns on your body.
Dang. I only have one.

You don't throw away half of your trash because you might use that bottle, can or cork in a project.
Check

Each Christmas you convince yourself that you'll save money by giving handmade gifts, only to spend twice as much as you would have had you gone out and bought something nice. Worse yet, not only did you waste hours and hours making it but it looks like crap. You vow NEVER AGAIN... but you know you'll do the exact same thing next year.
Check

You have plans to bedazzle your computer monitor
I could bedazzle the laptop paperweight

You spend most your time at craft fairs either riddled with jealousy or muttering " I could make that."
Check

You get so overwhelmed with all the crafts you want to make you end up not making anything.
Check